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[ Hang on, it's going to take him a moment to get what Quentin's very gently getting at-- ]

wait
dude....

does that mean i bottomed even when i thought i was topping??? that's a lot to wrap my head around

I mean, subbed instead of bottomed, but yeah

oh yeah that's right
subbed

level with me dude
was i totally obviously a sub and a bottom this whole time???

I don't consider myself necessarily good at reading that kind of thing But I'm definitely a sub and a bottom and I never really seriously considered you as a potential partner, if that tells you anything (You're awesome and hot, I just didn't think it was gonna be there sexually)

fuuuuuck
i never thought about that before
cuz you're awesome and hot too and normally i'd be all over that but it's like when you try to stick two magnets together on the wrong sides

Exactly And I consider EVERYONE I think could be compatible with me Like everyone Like it's embarrassing actually

hey at least its not as embarrassing as telling everyone you're a total switch when they can all see right thru you

[ Does Jeff have some insecurity going on? YOU BET. And it's for the dumbest reason ever. ]

What I tend to tell people is that I switch sometimes but I mostly bottom so you could try that?

yeah but then i'm kind of admitting they're right
i mean...

ok look the only reason i started telling everyone i'm totally into switching all the time is because people kept assuming things about me and i wanted to prove them wrong

[ That's what it all boils down to: YOUTHFUL REBELLION. ]

it's not fair when total strangers can see you, you know??

Counterpoint: when total strangers can see you, they're not expecting anything you can't give and you just can relax knowing no one is gonna ask you to top

yeah but

[ .......... ]

fuck you're right

Honestly my life is SO much less stressful when people don't think I can so they don't bother to ask. Try it

ok that's a good argument for it
man
you're fucking wise

Wisdom is my dump stat but thanks That might not be true it might be dex or con. It's con

[ Oh no, that's a good joke, but unfortunately: ]

wait what does that have to do with taking a dump

[ Don't even get him started on 'dex' and 'con' because he doesn't know what that means!! Con... artistry? ]

Sorry it's a stupid joke There's a game a lot of people play where the character you're playing as gets "stats" which are basically a set of numbers saying how good they are at basic stuff. Wisdom is one of them, so are dexterity (how fast and nimble you are) and constitution (how healthy you are)

fuck that sounds hard

[ ............ ]

wait is this the one with the dice and papers?
dungeons & dragons?

Yep same one. I think it was sort of underground in the 90s but it's more popular now

oh yeah my little brother's really into those
he's got all the books and these little figurine dudes? i never really figured out how it was supposed to work

man... it sounds like all the nerdy shit he loved got big in the future

[ Ugh, now Jeff's missing his family again. ]

It really did! Somewhere around the late 00's, nerdy stuff became cool somehow Not actual nerds, we still got shoved in lockers

aw man really? fucking assholes... that's gotta be such a kick in the nuts dude

at least my bro's future self can be happy i guess
god he'd be like...... in his 30s by then

30s is definitely young enough to enjoy it

yeah i know
it's just weird to think about cuz he's not even 20 yet
then i get to thinking about what i might be doing in the future or if id even be alive or what
but i guess it doesn't matter

Yeah I get that. I mean, I hope you'll be alive

me too! but i cant even imagine it really
before i got here i was so hung up on my life going one way that i never thought about any alternatives
you know what thats like?

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