Honestly I'm sure I could get horny about baseball if I tried right now.

[There's some sounds of him shifting his weight, and then deep, slow, controlled breaths.]

Okay. [One more breath.] Okay. I'm gonna. Attempt. Getting my pants closed.

You can at least, like, get horny to how fucking long this is taking me, that's like, something, right? Like proof that- ow- proof that I'm really fucking hard for you.