[He shifts so he's more sort of curled up on his side.] Um. I'm trying to think about...baseball? I don't know anything about baseball. Fuck I wanna be inside you. Ummmm. Fillory is as popular as it is because it's about these kids who were real and lived next door to the author and the kids disappeared a few years after the first book was published.

[Of course, this leads him to thoughts about Plover, which is actually a boner kill. If anyone deserves the library's poison room, it's him. Hey, the poison room is definitely not sexy! Okay, he's calming down now.]

That's probably not what you were expecting me to be thinking about, I just realized.